Shaq

Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal is a minor character who appears in Scary Movie 4. His life and career is likely identical with his real-time counterpart.

Scary Movie 4
Shaq wakes up after being abducted and finds himself in the bathroom of a strange location. He thinks he is dead, but he soon learns he has been taken prisoner from Dr. Phil, who has also been abducted and chained up with him. His abductor soon appears via a TV monitor in the room telling them that they're breathing a deadly nerve gas, and they have two minutes to turn it off or they will die. Shaq starts panicking, but Dr. Phil calms Shaq and tells him to throw a rock trough the basket to get them saws to free them. Over a few tosses, Shaq misses the basket many times, and Dr. Phil starts getting frustrated, even to the point of insulting him.

At that point, Shaq throws a toilet at Dr. Phil for insulting him as it hurts his feelings. When Shaq finally manages throw the rock through the basket, they get the saws to free them. Shaq asks Dr. Phil to go first, but his effort to saw through his restraint is futile. They both realize their abductor wants them to cut through their legs, but Dr. Phil cuts off his wrong leg and they both die as a result.

The room is later revealed to be a tableau on an alien space ship; their bodies discovered by Cindy Campbell, Tom Ryan and Brenda Meeks.

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 * As this bio is a fictional version of a real person, not all aspects and history of Shaquille O'Neal may apply to the character.