Orpheus

Orpheus is a character in Scary Movie 3. He is played by Eddie Griffin.

Orpheus is the husband of Shaneequa, but his real name may be Darnell. Heavily dissatisfied with the marriage but tolerating, he laments the fact that she's psychic. He seems to be always taking emotional and psychological abuse for activities he is yet to commit, all of which is announced ahead of time by Sheneequa, ruining his excitement for his interests with bated-breath anticipations. She also predicts and reveals the end result of sports games he is going to watch before the games even start to cut back on his TV time. Both Orpheus and Sheneequa help Cindy with the cursed videotape behind the death of Brenda Meeks. Initially, Orpheus refuses to help as he is trying to watch the Los Angeles Lakers game, but Shaneequa uses her psychic abilities to spoil the game's outcome (revealing that the Lakers would win by 12), causing Orpheus to stop paying attention to the game and help. Using a tracking dial on his VCR player, he discovers a hidden image of a lighthouse on the video that leads Cindy to the Architect.