The Suicidal Teacher

The Suicidal Teacher is a minor character who appears in a brief gag in Scary Movie. He was played by actor Peter Hanlon.

The Suicidal Teacher was an unnamed teacher at B. A. Corpse High School. Pushed to his limit by the behavior of his students, he ascends to the roof to take his life, but the other teachers try talking him down. When he overhears Cindy Campbell public challenge to The Killer, he thinks her challenge is directed to him, and he jumps, apparently falling to his death.

Trivia

 * One of the teachers on the ground call him "Phil." This is likely the character's name.