Polly The Parrot is a character in Scary Movie 2. She was voiced by actor Matt Friedman.
Bio[]
Not much is known about Polly's past or if it has another name, but it can be surmised it was possibly the pet of Hugh Kane, the previous owner of Kane Manor, who died two years prior. It's age is unknown, but it is possible he taught the parrot to swear and insult his guests; hence, its reputation for having an voracious vulgar profanity-filled personality.
Scary Movie 2[]
Polly is still living at Kane Manor when Professor Oldman does his study at the house. It's unknown as to what its original name is, but Cindy Campbell and everyone else who visits just call it Polly. It swears and insults both Cindy and Shorty Meeks, who even tries to attack it. When Kane's ghost attacks Oldman's students, it roots for its former master to kill them, particularly Alex Monday. Afterward, Cindy takes Polly back to her dorm with her where she tends to feed overfeed it, resulting in it to defecate across her wall.
Trivia[]
- It should be noted that parrots can't talk; they can only imitate and mimic sounds and words that they hear.
- In a deleted scene, Polly dies in its cage, and Shorty convinces Cindy to turn it into barbecue.
- It's unrevealed as to what happens to Polly after Cindy leaves college. It is know pet parrots can live for sixty years, but there is no way of knowing how old it was when Hugh Kane acquired it.