Played By Kathleen Robertson
Occupation College Student (Scary Movie 2)
Appeared in Scary Movie 2
Family None
Current Status Alive
Parody Of Theodora (The Haunting)

Theo Keyoko is one of the characters in Scary Movie 2; she was played by actress Kathleen Robertson.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Personality[edit | edit source]

Theo is a friendly, compassionate college student with red hair. Her personality is much like Buffy Gilmore; she is well aware of her looks and attraction from guys and is not above using them to get what she wants. She tends to dress very provacatively, but there is very little to indicate she is promiscuous.

Family and Friends[edit | edit source]

Nothing is known about Theo's family. She is close friends with Cindy Campbell, treating her like a little sister, even if she once distractedly insulted her, but her insult comes more across like friendly criticism. Her friendship with Brenda Meeks is more convivial; they only know each other because of their common friendship with Cindy. Her association with Alex Monday is more distant. She tolerates Alex, but she has no real friendship with her.

History[edit | edit source]

Theo is a student at the same West Coast college as Cindy Campbell, who becomes her best friend. She is among the students that participate in the sleep disorder study at Hill House arranged by Professor Oldman.

Scary Movie 2[edit | edit source]

At the house, Theo and the students soon realize the structure is haunted, and they have been used to stir up the activity. She tricks Dwight Hartman into giving her the keys and fights along with Cindy and Brenda Meeks against Hanson when he becomes possessed by Hugh Kane. She also helps Dwitght create a device to defeat Kane and escape the house.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Cindy Campbell[edit | edit source]

Cindy is a close Classmate and friend of Theo. The two of them treat each other as if they were sisters.

Brenda Meeks[edit | edit source]

Brenda is a Classmate of Theo, but they only seem to be friends because they both know Cindy.

Buddy[edit | edit source]

Buddy is a Classmate of Theo's, but they barely socialize with each other.

Ray Wilkins[edit | edit source]

Ray is a Classmate of Theo's, but they barely know each other. In fact, she might be antagonistic to him because of his past antagonism with Cindy.

Shorty Meeks[edit | edit source]

Shorty is a Classmate of Theo's, but they barely socialize with each other.

Alex Monday[edit | edit source]

Alex is a Classmate of Theo's, but they barely know each other. In fact, when Alex becomes more psychotic and starts hallucinating bizarre memories with her, Theo smothers her to death with a pillow.

Professor Oldman[edit | edit source]

Professor Oldman is Theo's college professor. Although he is shown fawning over her figure, they have no relationship.

Dwight Hartman[edit | edit source]

Dwight is the Professor's assistant, and although he is attracted to her, she finds him repulsive despite pretending to woo him to steal his keys.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • In a gag, Theo's breasts are shown to be literally airbags when she deploys them to keep from crashing headfirst into a wall after being thrown by a possessed Hanson.
  • In a deleted scene, it's revealed that Theo smothers Alex with a pillow following her attack with Hugh Kane because Alex's imaginary friendship becomes too psychotic.

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