Woman in Theater
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Played By Jessica Van der Veen
Occupation Unknown
Appeared in Scary Movie
Family None
Current Status Living
Parody Of None

The Woman in Theater (credited as Woman in Theatre) is an unnamed character in Scary Movie. She is played by actress and screen writer Jessica Van der Veen.

The unnamed woman is one of several theater patrons at the local theater trying to watch Shakespeare In Love whose experience is constantly interrupted by Brenda Meeks. After listening to Brenda constantly talking out of turn, commenting on the film and being obnoxious, she takes her turn in an attack on her, taking Ghostface's knife and responding in tandem with several theater patrons to attack Brenda fatally in order to get her to stop talking.

Nothing more is known about her.